Zig is a sixteen-year-old agender puppy from Oregon. They want to grow up to be an agender puppy in the presence of many literal puppies who go on frequent car drives and eat an excessive amount of french fries and sushi. Post-Potter depression has never ended for them and while they spent many years being convinced of their Slytherin soul it turns out they are a Hufflepuff through and through. They are stereotypically disgusted by high school and ready to dismantle American capitalism along with all of its oppressive views.